From a letter Allard
wrote for the Class of 1974 letter for The American Oxonian
"Read any good obituaries lately?," asked the warden,
Sir Edgar Williams. "I do so much look forward to a good one,
something to savor through the whole day," he added, or said
something like that. We had just concluded our awkward, obligatory
talk about becoming a married Rhodes Scholar. Sir Edgar may have
been trying, in his way, to lighten the mood. In those good old
days (spring 1975) we were not permitted to be married during our
first year at Oxford, and even after completing the first year needed
the Warden's permission before tying the knot. He had remained seated,
waiting for me as I approached down a long dark hall in Rhodes House,
watching impassively as I walked. I could not shake away an image
of Dorothy and her friends petitioning the Wizard of Oz. Deep in
a big chair, swirling something brown in a tall glass, Sir Edgar
began our appointment with "So, what do you want?" He
abruptly ended our short, pointed discussion about love, marriage,
and money with, "Well, don't be an embarrassment to the Trust."*
I chose to interpret his exhortation as a ringing endorsement of
marrying Marla, who he knew quite well. While I am not sure I understood
or observed Sir Edgar's prenuptial admonition, ever since that meeting
I have been reading obituaries closely and relishing the fascinating
stories they often contain. One of my favorites is the obit of Robert
McG. Thomas, Jr., who was the lead obituary writer for the New York
Times. Thomas transformed one of the most neglected forms of journalism,
and was particularly adept at chronicling unsung lives, such as
the clothier who named the "zoot suit," the "Calvin
Klein" of outer space who designed space suits for NASA, and
Rose Hamburger, the 105-year-old racing handicapper. Thomas was
also fond of writing about people who became legendary as a result
of a single exploit, like Douglas "Wrong Way" Corrigan,
or Johnny Sylvester, the bed-ridden boy who inspired Babe Ruth to
hit a home run for him (the Babe hit three that day, game four of
the 1926 World Series).
Emissaries from the hereafter who write obituaries are usually
strangers to their subject who are composing the first draft of
history; perhaps this is what intrigued Sir Edgar. And there is
no shortage of richly textured material. Consider just a few of
the new obituaries since our last class letter: The British Lord
who championed eccentric causes; the honorary keeper of Harvard
University's 70 antique clocks who maintained, falsely, until the
day he died at 91, that he was 110; the Scottish woman who declined
receiving an award from the Queen for her world famous mastery of
fish fly tying, because she had no one to care for her dog that
day; the leading allied fighter ace in World War II who initially
was rejected from flight school; the heroic allied bomber who completed
scores of missions and returned to base despite, on several occasions,
having major portions of his aircraft shot off nose, wing,
tail, landing gear, windshield, and though repeatedly receiving
serious wounds himself; Canada's most decorated WWII hero who returned
to the Dutch town of Woendrecht three decades after he helped liberate
it, in order to replace the lock and oak door to the City Hall,
which he shot off in a rush to set up headquarters during a battle;
and the British code master who helped run major sabotage operations
against Nazi Germany and whose family bookstore was the subject
of the play and movie, "84, Charing Cross Road."
Indeed, you may have noticed recently that there have been a very
large number of obituaries of World War II veterans. American veterans
of that war are now dying at the rate of some 1,500 per day. From
this, "the greatest generation," come truly remarkable
stories of heroism, fortitude, humor, and spirituality. Major Charity
Adams Early commanded the first all black Women's Army Corps unit
to serve overseas during World War II. She did so, according to
the British press at the time, with dignity, reserve, and strength.
When a general inspecting her battalion learned that some of Major
Early's WACs were sleeping, after working two straight days, he
told Major Early that he would "send a white first lieutenant
down to run the unit." The Major replied, "over my dead
body." The general later told Major Early that he respected
her. John Worsley, a royal navy midshipman, became a wartime artist.
While a P.O.W., Worsley created a papier-mchÈ dummy
P.O.W. named Albert designed to fool the German guards into believing
that an escapee was still in camp. Col. Todd Sweeney commanded the
platoon of glider-borne infantrymen who captured two vital bridges
in the early hours of D-Day. Among many exploits, after falling
into a ditch and drenching himself from head to foot, Sweeney rescued
a seriously wounded man from an exposed position in full view of
the Germans under heavy machine gun fire. Lt. Col. Jimmy Yule operated
a clandestine radio from the supposedly escape-proof Colditz prison.
He bamboozled his German captors, organizing a P.O.W. musical group
that helped to orchestrate 160 escapes. Yule never tried to escape
himself because it was felt that his own talents were too valuable
for the other prisoners to justify his leaving. Also at Colditz,
Jack Best hatched the audacious plan to escape from the huge mountaintop
Saxon castle by building a glider 32 foot wingspan and all
under the nose of his German guards and then flying from
the castle roof to safety. The allies liberated Colditz shortly
before Yule and his men were planning to take off in the homemade
aircraft. Harold Russell, an army parachute and demolitions instructor,
had both hands blown off when, in his words, he "had a fight
with TNT and lost." Russell won two Academy Awards for his
riveting portrayal of a double amputee in "The Best Years of
Our Lives." A national role model for the disabled, he taught
himself to do everything with his prosthetic metal claws except
"pick up a check."
Few, if any stories from the WWII era surpass the experiences
of our friend, Ernest Gordon, the dean of the Princeton Chapel,
whose obituary I read as I prepared this letter. Dean Gordon, though
a Presbyterian, officiated at our Catholic-Jewish wedding. The priest-rabbi
clergy tag team options in central New Jersey were not appealing
to us, and other obvious neutral parties such as Yasser Arafat,
were not available. Dean Gordon was a captain and company commander
in the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders. He left Scotland, not
a particularly devout or observant man, to fight the Japanese in
Malaya, where he was wounded, and later Singapore. When Singapore
fell he escaped with his unit and lived eight weeks at sea in a
small creaky sloop, barely surviving until overtaken and captured
by a Japanese warship. He spent the rest of the war in the P.O.W.
camp along the Kwai Valley that provided slave labor to build a
military railroad through what was then Burma and Siam. At one point,
when Gordon was critically ill with diphtheria, malaria, typhoid,
dysentery, and worms, he was moved to the camp morgue, which was
drier and cleaner than the camp hospital, and after all, he was
expected to die. He did not. Dean Gordon's book, "Through the
Valley of the Kwai," about squalor, cruelty, and death in his
P.O.W. camp, and how he overcame the ordeal, forgave his captors
and dedicated his life to God, will be re-released later this year
by Harper Collins, and has been turned into a new movie: "To
End All Wars."
Thirty years after the war and 27 years ago, I stood with Dean
Gordon before the apse in the transept of Princeton's beautiful
chapel. He was a restored, robust 6-feet 3-inches, with flowing
white hair and a musical, booming Scottish burr. While we waited
for my bride to arrive and the ceremony to begin, he noticed my
nervousness, and probably was aghast that my best man was making
a serious effort to convince me to make a run for the Jersey Shore.
So Dean Gordon led us into his hideaway study through a panel door
between the choir seats near the altar. There he pointed to a large
rusty railroad spike in a glass case on his desk. He told us about
laying the Japanese railroad and building the bridge over the river
Kwai, constructed at a cost of one man dying for every three feet
of track laid. "That, boyo, was tough. Relatively speaking,
you have nothing to worry about." Hmmm. Comparing married life
with a P.O.W.'s experience at the hands of sadistic captors was,
at the time, not particularly settling. But he was right, of course.
Years later I learned that the Trustees and Warden were primarily
concerned about whether married scholars could afford to live on
the same standard stipend dispensed to single scholars and avoid
financial embarrassment. I certainly did not comprehend the nature
of this concern during our 1975 interview. But, then, I have never
been very good at British English. Recently a friend showed me a
invitation oddly sent from "the Duke of Edinburgh's Award"
to a reception and dinner "in the presence of His Royal Highness
The Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh." My friend asked for
an explanation of the meaning of the stilted usage. I kept thinking
of Prince Phillip sitting behind a one-way mirror watching the assembled
guests eat, while seated next to a trophy dressed in a d.j. smoking
a cigar. So I suggested to my friend that he better ask someone
else.