Web Exclusives: Under the Ivy
a column by Jane Martin paw@princeton.edu


May 12, 2004:

From a sprig has sprung . . . well, Kate
PAW’s girl all grown up

by Jane Martin ’89

Kate Swearengen ’04. The byline was a slap in the face. Even though I’ve been reading Kate’s columns in PAW and online regularly, somehow those class numerals had slipped right past me until the April 21 On the Campus.

If Kate Swearengen is in the Class of 2004, that means she’s graduating this year. And that means it was four years ago this summer that Lolly O’Brien, PAW’s managing editor, received a letter postmarked Columbia, Missouri.

The letter said she was an incoming freshman. She’d read about PAW, and its unusual publication schedule, in the freshman handbook. And she had an idea: Wouldn’t it be swell if she were to write a column in every issue for the next four years? It would give alumni a week-to-week (or something like that) look at current Princeton life from a real, live student. Plus, she assumed, there would be fame, fortune, and job offers.

She managed to be self-deprecating and self-assured at the same time – and she was funny. Lolly and I grinned at each other. Well, I grinned; Lolly doesn’t grin, she smiles with an endearing mix of excitement and anxiety. At any rate, Kate was hired.

Over the last four years she has been better than her promise. From an incoming students’ picnic through academic angst, laundry woes, rowing crew, summer vacations, road trips, a new president, graduate student/undergraduate student interaction, social life, room draw, a semester abroad, eating clubs, celebrity sightings, parents, teachers, and friends, Kate has chronicled it all with smart insights and unfailing humor. And, dear to an editor’s heart, she has never missed a deadline. Whether struggling with a decision in what to major in or recovering from a broken wrist tended in an Egyptian hospital, Kate’s column has come through.

Her very first column, September 13, 2000, set the tone, with a look at a picnic for incoming freshman held near her hometown. “Stanton was in Guatemala for a month with the Franciscans, but his parents came to the party anyway,” she began. “At the very moment that I was sucking the milk-chocolate coating off a strawberry, Stanton was fending off giant tarantulas and learning how to wash his clothes in a river.”

A year later she was applauding the reopening of the Garden movie theater: “Princeton has made me smarter. It’s given me new friends, not to mention a new appreciation for corn-fed Midwestern boys. Sadly, it hasn’t allowed me to maintain the level of cultural literacy to which I’m accustomed. Sure, it’s great to live on a campus that houses a Picasso sculpture and Toni Morrison. But where’s the multiplex?” She went on: “I know, I know, I should read the newspaper, right? Well, I have a subscription to The New York Times, but by the end of the day, Section A is sopping up grease from a Zorba’s gyro, and I still don’t know what’s going on in the Balkans.”

The first semester of Kate’s junior year saw her studying at the American University in Cairo. Her adventures included border difficulties, Arab-American relations, trying to score a refrigerator for her dorm room, the aforementioned broken wrist, and getting lost, many times. In Bulaq, she wrote, “I feared I would get lost in its tangle of mud streets and be eaten by a goat, of which there were many. There was also a flock of bold geese that almost knocked me over. I ran into an 8-year-old boy on the way out of Bulaq – young boys here like me because I leap over road barricades and yell back at them in Arabic when they shout Hallo at me. I had a pretty decent Arabic conversation with him. I finally asked him where the American University was, and he said: “Al Gamiyya Al Amrikiyya? Masha’allah.” (The American University? Whatever God wills.)”

Back on campus for her last three semesters, Kate tackled her return, class, more travel, and her thesis. “My thesis is due on May 3, the same day as the deadline for physics theses, a synchronicity that reaffirms a deeply held personal belief that Near Eastern Studies is a science, not an art,” she writes. More important than the work, however, is the departmental T-shirt handed out upon completion of the thesis. “My department is still struggling with a T-shirt design. The inability of five undergraduates and a small faculty to agree on a common theme is troubling considering that many of us may one day do diplomatic work in that part of the world. Our first suggestion -- “I tried to establish democracy in the Middle East and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” — was shot down by the departmental representative, a Turkish professor who said that if the T-shirt had Arabic, it had to have Turkish and Persian and Hebrew, too. The second suggestion — “Q: Where’s Osama? A: In Firestone with the infidels!” — did not fly at all.”

For Kate, fame has meant e-mails from assorted parents, alumni, students, and other crackpots, fortune a small pittance to spend on hoagies and pizza, and job offers – well, she’s headed to graduate school next year. For us, though, four years of “Raising Kate” has been pure pleasure and lots of laughs.

I often respond to query letters with a phrase that can be a little empty. But I hope Kate knows I mean it sincerely when I say: Thanks for writing.

The entire collection of “Raising Kate” can be found online just below this column. Read and enjoy.

Jane Martin ’89 is PAW's former editor-in-chief. You can reach her at paw@princeton.edu


Raising Kate Archives, Volume 04:

May 12, 2004:

 

Race to the end
When it’s more than black, or white

April 21, 2004:

Theses and T-Shirts

April 7, 2004:

 

Basketball once more
It’s never too late to enjoy a game, even if your thesis is due

March 24, 2004:

Party over here
Spring chickens seem to do it best

March 10, 2004: Princeton marches on
From Alumni Day to pricey brownie confections

February 25, 2004:

 

Been there, done that
Parents Weekend senior-year style

February 11, 2004: With a little bit 'o luck
Traveling to Dublin over intersession
January 28, 2004: Old and new
Centaurs, the 'Wa, and the Nass
December 17, 2003: Mail call
November 19, 2003:

A woman in plaid, or was that a man
The land of Scotland near and far

 

November 5, 2003:
Courtyards and their hazards

October 22, 2003:

 

Fall and falling down
Classes, parties, and the Jewish new year

October 8, 2003:

The way of the precept: Inspired or impossible?
The university seeks to improve experience for undergraduates

September 10, 2003:

Rites of passage
A summer abroad, a broadening summer

Raising Kate Archives, Volume 03:

July 2, 2003:
And so it goes...
From Commencement to admissions
June 4, 2003:
The end is near
May 14, 2003:
Spring at Princeton
Lambs, grades, and SARS

April 23, 2003:

 

They aren't like you or me
Graduate students take it on the chin during appreciation week

April 9, 2003:

 

Well really of movies, dinosaurs, and, oh yes, spring break

March 26, 2003:

Rabbi on the Street
Phish fan plays for Princeton students

March 12, 2003: Of the campus
Winter and winter
February 26, 2003:
Activism, Princeton-style
Social justice inside and outside FitzRandolph Gate

February 12, 2003:

 

Dorm room draw
It's not who you are, or is it?

January 29, 2003:

There's no collegiate gothic in Cairo
Yearning for green among the dunes of Egypt

December 18, 2002:

The final days of Cairo

December 4, 2002 The holy month of Ramadan
Fasting and observing in Cairo
November 20, 2002:

Of a broken wrist and a hospital visit
Setting a bone the Egyptian way

November 11, 2002:

More letters from Cairo to family and friends

October 23, 2002:

 

Staying nonpolitical in Cairo
Students, fashion-conscious, wake up to protest

October 9, 2002:

It's a small world in Egypt
Where music and distant relatives are common currency

September 11, 2002: My Arabic summer
Heading for Egypt now requires more than just guts

Raising Kate Archives, Volume 02:

July 7, 2002: Summertime, and the living is hard
Princeton kids just don't stop
June 5, 2002:
Being from Texas is no laughing matter
The right smile can open even the hardest heart

May 15, 2002:

Weekend warriors
From NYC clubs to comedians on wheels

April 24, 2002: Je ne regrette rien
Or why I didn't get that Foreign Relations internship
April 10, 2002: An amble down Princeton Lane
From crew to conjunctivitis to construction
March 27, 2002: Space time
Rubbing shoulders with stars and dwarfs and ET
March 13, 2002 A losing proposition?
Eating clubs bring out the best and worst
February 27, 2002: Intercession Training in Tampa, Round II
Of mustaches, tattoos, and speeding yachts
February 13, 2002: Nerds or not?
The Secret Lives of Graduate Students
January 30 , 2002: Student vs. athlete, an ongoing debate
Former president Shapiro's remarks rankle
December 19, 2001:
Thanksgiving Weekend in New York
December 5 , 2001: Patriot, president, and preacher
The latest addition to the university's sculpture collection is unveiled
November 21, 2001:
FALL BREAK WRAP-UP: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY
November 7, 2001: There's a song in my heart for New Jersey Transit
I may not know anything about trains, but I know what I like
October 24, 2001: Tilghman: The big cheese and the big to-do
A gala night, lights, dancing, and what are those hors d'oeuvres called?
October 10, 2001: Offering to help the frosh move in
A sophomore finds the new kids in the quads, well, different
By Kate Swearengen '02
September 12, 2001: From Columbia, Missouri:
Late-summer thoughts about Princeton

 

Raising Kate Archives, Volume 01:

9/13/00 Princetonians at large
An incoming freshman gets a close look at some fellow Tigers
10/11/00 Princeton - Week two
Exploring the world around me
10/25/00
Eating with Princetonians
Free food brings free laughs
11/8/00 Intimidation, humiliation, and regret
Another day at Princeton
11/22/00 Eating peanut butter with a ballpoint
And other pastimes during fall break on campus
12/6/00 Rock, kick, rocks
A Princeton weekend of pleasure and prehistory
12/20/00 Okay, Princeton, tolerate this!
It does matter where you're from, except when it comes to ergs
1/24/01 A Day to Remember, or not
2/7/01 Pay for performance
Different standards for faculty and wage-earners?
2/21/01 Intersession by the sea
Dolphins by day, lap dances by night
3/7/01 Living with laundry
How the Princeton experience includes becoming friends with the lint trap
3/21/01 When spring rolls into summer
Thoughts turn from love to internships
4/4/01 Practice or precepts
When Lake Carnegie is a bit more compelling than Arabic vocabularies
4/18/01 Oh Gosh, McCosh
The trials of ailing student
5/16/01 What in the heck is Frick made of, and how do you say "R" in Arabic?
Homing in on a major is all in the details
6/6/01 My friend Liz, a high school junior wiser than her years, visited Princeton toward the end of May.
7/4/01 Summer sins
What one Princetonian's doing on her vacation
9/7/01 Audio visual on my mind
Life without TV is like going to school at PU. Thank goodness for the Garden.