Web Exclusives:
Under the Ivy
a column by Jane Martin paw@princeton.edu
May 12, 2004:
From
a sprig has sprung . . . well, Kate
PAW’s
girl all grown up
by Jane Martin ’89
Kate Swearengen ’04. The byline was a slap in the face.
Even though I’ve been reading Kate’s columns in PAW
and online regularly, somehow those class numerals had slipped right
past me until the April 21 On the Campus.
If Kate Swearengen is in the Class of 2004, that means she’s
graduating this year. And that means it was four years ago this
summer that Lolly O’Brien, PAW’s managing editor, received
a letter postmarked Columbia, Missouri.
The letter said she was an incoming freshman. She’d read
about PAW, and its unusual publication schedule, in the freshman
handbook. And she had an idea: Wouldn’t it be swell if she
were to write a column in every issue for the next four years? It
would give alumni a week-to-week (or something like that) look at
current Princeton life from a real, live student. Plus, she assumed,
there would be fame, fortune, and job offers.
She managed to be self-deprecating and self-assured at the same
time – and she was funny. Lolly and I grinned at each other.
Well, I grinned; Lolly doesn’t grin, she smiles with an endearing
mix of excitement and anxiety. At any rate, Kate was hired.
Over the last four years she has been better than her promise.
From an incoming students’ picnic through academic angst,
laundry woes, rowing crew, summer vacations, road trips, a new president,
graduate student/undergraduate student interaction, social life,
room draw, a semester abroad, eating clubs, celebrity sightings,
parents, teachers, and friends, Kate has chronicled it all with
smart insights and unfailing humor. And, dear to an editor’s
heart, she has never missed a deadline. Whether struggling with
a decision in what to major in or recovering from a broken wrist
tended in an Egyptian hospital, Kate’s column has come through.
Her very first column, September 13, 2000, set the tone, with
a look at a picnic for incoming freshman held near her hometown.
“Stanton was in Guatemala for a month with the Franciscans,
but his parents came to the party anyway,” she began. “At
the very moment that I was sucking the milk-chocolate coating off
a strawberry, Stanton was fending off giant tarantulas and learning
how to wash his clothes in a river.”
A year later she was applauding the reopening of the Garden movie
theater: “Princeton has made me smarter. It’s given
me new friends, not to mention a new appreciation for corn-fed Midwestern
boys. Sadly, it hasn’t allowed me to maintain the level of
cultural literacy to which I’m accustomed. Sure, it’s
great to live on a campus that houses a Picasso sculpture and Toni
Morrison. But where’s the multiplex?” She went on: “I
know, I know, I should read the newspaper, right? Well, I have a
subscription to The New York Times, but by the end of the day, Section
A is sopping up grease from a Zorba’s gyro, and I still don’t
know what’s going on in the Balkans.”
The first semester of Kate’s junior year saw her studying
at the American University in Cairo. Her adventures included border
difficulties, Arab-American relations, trying to score a refrigerator
for her dorm room, the aforementioned broken wrist, and getting
lost, many times. In Bulaq, she wrote, “I feared I would get
lost in its tangle of mud streets and be eaten by a goat, of which
there were many. There was also a flock of bold geese that almost
knocked me over. I ran into an 8-year-old boy on the way out of
Bulaq – young boys here like me because I leap over road barricades
and yell back at them in Arabic when they shout Hallo at me. I had
a pretty decent Arabic conversation with him. I finally asked him
where the American University was, and he said: “Al Gamiyya
Al Amrikiyya? Masha’allah.” (The American University?
Whatever God wills.)”
Back on campus for her last three semesters, Kate tackled her
return, class, more travel, and her thesis. “My thesis is
due on May 3, the same day as the deadline for physics theses, a
synchronicity that reaffirms a deeply held personal belief that
Near Eastern Studies is a science, not an art,” she writes.
More important than the work, however, is the departmental T-shirt
handed out upon completion of the thesis. “My department is
still struggling with a T-shirt design. The inability of five undergraduates
and a small faculty to agree on a common theme is troubling considering
that many of us may one day do diplomatic work in that part of the
world. Our first suggestion -- “I tried to establish democracy
in the Middle East and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” —
was shot down by the departmental representative, a Turkish professor
who said that if the T-shirt had Arabic, it had to have Turkish
and Persian and Hebrew, too. The second suggestion — “Q:
Where’s Osama? A: In Firestone with the infidels!” —
did not fly at all.”
For Kate, fame has meant e-mails from assorted parents, alumni,
students, and other crackpots, fortune a small pittance to spend
on hoagies and pizza, and job offers – well, she’s headed
to graduate school next year. For us, though, four years of “Raising
Kate” has been pure pleasure and lots of laughs.
I often respond to query letters with a phrase that can be a little
empty. But I hope Kate knows I mean it sincerely when I say: Thanks
for writing.
The entire collection of “Raising Kate” can be found
online just below this column. Read and enjoy.
Jane Martin 89 is PAW's former editor-in-chief. You can
reach her at paw@princeton.edu
Raising
Kate Archives, Volume 04:
May
12, 2004:
|
Race
to the end
When it’s more than black, or white |
April 21, 2004:
|
Theses
and T-Shirts |
April
7, 2004:
|
Basketball
once more
It’s never too late to enjoy a game, even if your thesis
is due |
March
24, 2004: |
Party
over here
Spring chickens seem to do it best |
March 10, 2004:
|
Princeton
marches on
From Alumni Day to pricey brownie confections |
February
25, 2004:
|
Been
there, done that
Parents Weekend senior-year style |
February 11,
2004: |
With
a little bit 'o luck
Traveling to Dublin over intersession |
January 28,
2004: |
Old
and new
Centaurs, the 'Wa, and the Nass |
December 17,
2003: |
Mail
call |
November 19,
2003: |
A
woman in plaid, or was that a man
The land of Scotland near and far
|
November 5,
2003: |
Courtyards
and their hazards |
October
22, 2003:
|
Fall
and falling down
Classes, parties, and the Jewish new year |
October 8, 2003:
|
The
way of the precept: Inspired or impossible?
The university seeks to improve experience for undergraduates |
September 10,
2003: |
Rites
of passage
A summer abroad, a broadening summer |
Raising
Kate Archives, Volume 03:
July 2, 2003:
|
And
so it goes...
From Commencement to admissions |
June 4, 2003:
|
The
end is near |
May 14, 2003:
|
Spring
at Princeton
Lambs, grades, and SARS |
April
23, 2003:
|
They
aren't like you or me
Graduate students take it on the chin during appreciation
week |
April
9, 2003:
|
Well
really of movies, dinosaurs, and, oh yes, spring break
|
March
26, 2003: |
Rabbi
on the Street
Phish fan plays for Princeton students |
March 12, 2003:
|
Of
the campus
Winter and winter |
February 26,
2003: |
Activism,
Princeton-style
Social justice inside and outside FitzRandolph Gate |
February
12, 2003:
|
Dorm
room draw
It's not who you are, or is it? |
January 29,
2003: |
There's
no collegiate gothic in Cairo
Yearning for green among the dunes of Egypt |
December 18, 2002:
|
The
final days of Cairo |
December 4,
2002 |
The
holy month of Ramadan
Fasting and observing in Cairo |
November 20,
2002: |
Of
a broken wrist and a hospital visit
Setting a bone the Egyptian way |
November
11, 2002: |
More
letters from Cairo to family and friends |
October
23, 2002:
|
Staying
nonpolitical in Cairo
Students, fashion-conscious, wake up to protest |
October 9, 2002:
|
It's
a small world in Egypt
Where music and distant relatives are common currency |
September 11,
2002: |
My
Arabic summer
Heading for Egypt now requires more than just guts |
Raising
Kate Archives, Volume 02:
July 7, 2002: |
Summertime,
and the living is hard
Princeton kids just don't stop |
June 5, 2002:
|
Being
from Texas is no laughing matter
The right smile can open even the hardest heart |
May
15, 2002: |
Weekend
warriors
From NYC clubs to comedians on wheels |
April 24, 2002: |
Je
ne regrette rien
Or why I didn't get that Foreign Relations internship |
April 10, 2002: |
An
amble down Princeton Lane
From crew to conjunctivitis to construction |
March 27, 2002: |
Space
time
Rubbing shoulders with stars and dwarfs and ET |
March 13, 2002 |
A
losing proposition?
Eating clubs bring out the best and worst |
February 27,
2002: |
Intercession
Training in Tampa, Round II
Of mustaches, tattoos, and speeding yachts |
February 13,
2002: |
Nerds
or not?
The Secret Lives of Graduate Students |
January 30 ,
2002: |
Student
vs. athlete, an ongoing debate
Former president Shapiro's remarks rankle |
December 19,
2001: |
Thanksgiving
Weekend in New York |
December 5 ,
2001: |
Patriot,
president, and preacher
The latest addition to the university's sculpture collection
is unveiled |
November 21,
2001: |
FALL
BREAK WRAP-UP: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY |
November 7,
2001: |
There's
a song in my heart for New Jersey Transit
I may not know anything about trains, but I know what I like |
October 24,
2001: |
Tilghman:
The big cheese and the big to-do
A gala night, lights, dancing, and what are those hors d'oeuvres
called? |
October 10,
2001: |
Offering
to help the frosh move in
A sophomore finds the new kids in the quads, well, different
By Kate Swearengen '02 |
September 12,
2001: |
From
Columbia, Missouri:
Late-summer thoughts about Princeton |
Raising
Kate Archives, Volume 01:
9/13/00 |
Princetonians
at large
An incoming freshman gets a close look at some fellow Tigers
|
10/11/00 |
Princeton
- Week two
Exploring the world around me |
10/25/00 |
Eating
with Princetonians
Free food brings free laughs |
11/8/00 |
Intimidation,
humiliation, and regret
Another day at Princeton |
11/22/00 |
Eating
peanut butter with a ballpoint
And other pastimes during fall break on campus |
12/6/00 |
Rock,
kick, rocks
A Princeton weekend of pleasure and prehistory |
12/20/00 |
Okay,
Princeton, tolerate this!
It does matter where you're from, except when it comes to ergs |
1/24/01 |
A
Day to Remember, or not |
2/7/01 |
Pay
for performance
Different standards for faculty and wage-earners? |
2/21/01 |
Intersession
by the sea
Dolphins by day, lap dances by night |
3/7/01 |
Living
with laundry
How the Princeton experience includes becoming friends with
the lint trap |
3/21/01 |
When
spring rolls into summer
Thoughts turn from love to internships |
4/4/01 |
Practice
or precepts
When Lake Carnegie is a bit more compelling than Arabic vocabularies |
4/18/01 |
Oh
Gosh, McCosh
The trials of ailing student |
5/16/01 |
What
in the heck is Frick made of, and how do you say
"R" in Arabic?
Homing in on a major is all in the details |
6/6/01 |
My
friend Liz, a high school junior wiser than her years, visited
Princeton toward the end of May. |
7/4/01 |
Summer
sins
What one Princetonian's doing on her vacation |
9/7/01 |
Audio
visual on my mind
Life without TV is like going to school at PU. Thank goodness
for the Garden. |
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