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Under the Ivy
a column by Jane Martin paw@princeton.edu
September
15, 2004:
The rule of
fiction
Make it ring true, whether it is or not
Aaah, summer reading: Mary Higgins Clark, John Grisham, and an
intellectual conundrum starring two precocious Princeton humanities
majors, naturally.
The truth is that The Rule of Four, by Ian Caldwell ’98
and Dustin Thomason of Harvard, combines elements of both Clark
– mystery and romance – with Grisham – suspense
and highly complicated plotting – but overlays them with fine,
literary-allusion-filled writing and an academic atmosphere that
might well have been dreamed up by Princeton’s PR department.
The four roommates around whom the plot unfolds are a molecular
biology major who assigns astrophysical nicknames and “identified
a new protein interaction in certain neuronal signaling pathways”
for his senior thesis, a legacy who balances being president of
Ivy Club with his economics studies and passion for Audrey Hepburn,
a history major whose lifetime obsession is with an obscure Renaissance
manuscript that has yet to be translated into English (thank goodness
for that command of Latin, Greek, Italian, and ancient Genoese dialects!),
and Tom, a sort of everyscholar who nonetheless also succumbs to
the lure of the puzzling text – and has enough humanities
knowledge to help solve several of the book’s mysteries. In
the opening scene, the four play word games with Shakespeare magnets
and exchange ripostes over vocabulary words and Tobias Smollett.
The funny thing is, that opening scene drew me into the novel
from the very beginning. Sad to say, I didn’t lounge about
cracking wise references to Fitzgerald and Smollett with my roommates
in Pyne Hall, but there was an intellectual vibrancy and wit to
Princeton that the authors of Rule of Four capture. It’s
hard to imagine these four super-accomplished young men sharing
a single dorm room; yet I recall individual students (almost) just
like them.
Indeed, the book’s realistic depiction of Princeton threw
me, a somewhat careless reader, into trouble on a few occasions.
I spent much of the first portion of the book utterly confused by
what seemed like the longest Friday night in the history of time
– because, of course, I knew that the erstwhile Nude Olympics
happened late at night, after the participants had a chance to get
good and liquored up. I missed the book’s clear statement
that Vincent Taft’s pivotal lecture would occur at 9 p.m.,
which would have helped me realize that Princeton’s once-premiere
winter event had been bumped up (not to mention sobered up) a few
hours, to sundown.
My other anxiety occurred over the Princeton Easter tradition
depicted in the book: a Good Friday lecture and Saturday midnight
service at the chapel. I honestly found myself worrying: Did I go
to Princeton for four years – not to mention edit the alumni
magazine — and somehow miss this? I know I didn’t take
any type of advantage of Princeton’s many cultural events,
but surely I wasn’t that oblivious.
My answer came near the end of the book. The culminating social
event of the year, The Rule of Four would have it, is a
fancy dress costume ball at Ivy Club. OK, social events I know,
and this one doesn’t exist. But the clincher? The officers
close down the party before midnight to encourage everyone to attend
the chapel service.
Now that’s fiction.
Jane Martin 89 is PAW's former editor-in-chief. You can
reach her at paw@princeton.edu
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